This is getting ridiculous!

Why is it that I can never have all of my band T-shirts at the same time? I’m always missing like 3. And I “lost” one of my Iron Maiden ones for like 2 weeks and it magically shows up in the dryer from the wash I did yesterday. And I know for a fact I didn’t wash it. But now one of my Pantera shirts and two of my Megadeth shirts are gone and I know they were in the dirty clothes. Is someone fucking with me?!